68. Radio broken – Đài bị hỏng (The Indian weatherman) – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Radio broken – Đài bị hỏng (The Indian weatherman) A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” A film crew was…
67. Chữ viết tay – Handwriting – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Chữ viết tay – Handwriting “Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?” “Yes.” “Thưa ngài,” luật sư rít lên giận dữ, “ngài có dám thề rằng đây không phải là chữ…
66. Chỉ mình anh ấy – He drew it all himself – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Chỉ mình anh ấy – He drew it all himself (a lie has no legs) Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack? Jack: Nobody, sir. Giáo viên: “Ai đã giúp em vẽ tấm bản…
65. Quá ngắn để cháu…Too short for me…– Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Quá ngắn để cháu…Too short for me… In the Spring fair, a 4-year-old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said: “If you don’t want to get lost, you…
64. Thì thầm – A Child Whisper – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Thì thầm – A Child Whisper – Song ngữ A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said. “Mommy, I have to pee.” Một người mẹ dẫn đứa con trai…
63. Bà sẽ không nói dối – Grandma wouldn’t lie Stories – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Bà sẽ không nói dối – Grandma wouldn’t lie Stories Little Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put…
62. Cánh tay có tội – The arm was guilty– Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Cánh tay có tội – The arm was guilty – Song ngữ “It is true that the prisoner took a few pears with his right arm; his right arm is guilty, but not he himself; you cannot…
61. Thượng đế – God – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Collected Anonymous Pāramī Lectures Việt Ngữ: Thiện Tri Thức Ba La Mật Compile: Lotus group Thượng đế – God Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked: “Did God made you, Grandpa?” Ông và cháu gái đang ngồi nói chuyện với nhau thì cô bé…
Quả dừa – Coconut – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Collected Anonymous Pāramī Lectures. Việt Ngữ: Thiện Tri Thức Ba La Mật. Compile: Lotus group. Quả dừa – Coconut Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt. “Go to doctor”, his wife said. Mike không được khỏe. Lúc nào anh…
Kẻ ăn xin – Beggar – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Collected Anonymous Pāramī Lectures. Việt Ngữ: Thiện Tri Thức Ba La Mật. Compile: Lotus group. Kẻ ăn xin – Beggar Why do you beg?” “The truth is I beg to get money for booze (drink).” “Why do you drink?” “To give me the courage to beg”.…