Posts by Middle Way
69. Elevator – Thang máy – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Elevator – Thang máy – Song ngữ A village boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together…
Read More68. Radio broken – Đài bị hỏng (The Indian weatherman) – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Radio broken – Đài bị hỏng (The Indian weatherman) A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an Old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” A film crew was…
Read More67. Chữ viết tay – Handwriting – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Chữ viết tay – Handwriting “Sir” hissed the lawyer, “do you swear this is not your signature?” “Yes.” “Thưa ngài,” luật sư rít lên giận dữ, “ngài có dám thề rằng đây không phải là chữ…
Read More66. Chỉ mình anh ấy – He drew it all himself – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Chỉ mình anh ấy – He drew it all himself (a lie has no legs) Teacher: Who helped you to draw this map, Jack? Jack: Nobody, sir. Giáo viên: “Ai đã giúp em vẽ tấm bản…
Read More65. Quá ngắn để cháu…Too short for me…– Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Quá ngắn để cháu…Too short for me… In the Spring fair, a 4-year-old child who got lost was crying. A security guard came to console him and said: “If you don’t want to get lost, you…
Read More64. Thì thầm – A Child Whisper – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Thì thầm – A Child Whisper – Song ngữ A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said. “Mommy, I have to pee.” Một người mẹ dẫn đứa con trai…
Read More63. Bà sẽ không nói dối – Grandma wouldn’t lie Stories – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Bà sẽ không nói dối – Grandma wouldn’t lie Stories Little Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put…
Read More62. Cánh tay có tội – The arm was guilty– Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Anonymous Việt Ngữ: Vô danh, Sưu tầm Compile: Lotus group Cánh tay có tội – The arm was guilty – Song ngữ “It is true that the prisoner took a few pears with his right arm; his right arm is guilty, but not he himself; you cannot…
Read More61. Thượng đế – God – Song ngữ
Short Funny Stories Chuyện Vui Ngắn English: Collected Anonymous Pāramī Lectures Việt Ngữ: Thiện Tri Thức Ba La Mật Compile: Lotus group Thượng đế – God Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked: “Did God made you, Grandpa?” Ông và cháu gái đang ngồi nói chuyện với nhau thì cô bé…
Read More80. Uống lộn thuốc rửa – To Take An Enema – Song ngữ
Sakyamuni’s One Hundred Fables Kinh Bách Dụ English: Tetcheng Liao Việt ngữ: Hòa Thượng Thích Tâm Châu Compile: Lotus group To Take An Enema – Uống lộn thuốc rửa Once upon a time, there was a man who had a pain in his rear. The doctor said it would be healed by giving an…
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