Bé Johnny – Little Johnny Boy – Song ngữ

Short Funny Stories

Chuyện Vui Ngắn

English: Collected Anonymous Pāramī Lectures.

Việt Ngữ: Thiện Tri Thức Ba La Mật.

Compile: Lotus group.

Bé Johnny – Little Johnny Boy

 

New teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying.

Một giáo viên mới vào nghề đang thử áp dụng môn tâm lý của mình. Cô bắt đầu bài giảng bằng cách nói:


“Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”

“Em nào nghĩ rằng mình ngu ngốc thì hãy đứng lên!”

 

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stoop up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself”

Một vài phút sau, bé Johnny đứng dậy.
“Em nghĩ rằng em ngu ngốc hả, Johnny,” cô giáo hỏi.
“Không, thưa cô, nhưng em không thích phải nhìn thấy cô đứng đó mỗi một mình.”

 

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